Justice For Families

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Nuremberg, Germany - (Reuterus): Social service have intervened in the controversy of baby Flocke the bi-polar bear cub whose mother was recently branded a negligent old slag by Nuremberg Zoo officials.

The five-week old bear was taken into care after its mom, Gudrun, was suspected of Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome.

The controversial diagnosis was originally invented by British quack doctor Professor Sir Roy Meadow as one good reason to jail single mothers who harm offspring to get attention - or, in the case of polar bears, an extra thirty kilos of fresh haddock for dinner.

At first Nuremberg social workers were keen to foster little baby Flocke with a large family of Orca killer whales, based on largely unsubstantiated reports that they have excellent parenting skills.

Fortunately somebody gave them an oceanic food-chain map that showed what young Flocke's lifespan expectations might be in that scenario.

Eventually young Flocke was taken into care by keepers who looked after little bi-polar bear cub Knut last year and helped him flourish into handsome manhoood.

Gundrun meanwhile is said to be on anti-depressants.








All in jest of course;

Oh my god so funny!! The way things are going it wouldnt surprise me if this could happen.

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Loony Social Services take fertilized egg into care.

Mr. and Mrs Jones had just settled in for the night in their pleasant home in Surrey and were getting "bu-sy" when there was an almighty thud from their front door followed by the sound of jackboots on the stairs, then their bedroom door flew open and social workers grabbed and pulled the couple apart.

"We have reason to believe you may be unfit parents", announced one of them, then pulled out a large bathroom plunger and proceeded to remove a fertilized egg from Mrs Jones.

"We've never been so shocked or distressed, and I've never been so humiliated or in so much pain", said Mrs Jones. "We're decent folk. What do they mean 'unfit parents'?"

We visited the Social Security Headquarters at the S.S. Building in Surrey, where Staff Sergeant Mrs Miller or possibly Frau Von Muller said "Vee had reezon to believe zat zee fazer had not paid a speeding ticket six months earlier. Vee vill be putting ze child up for adoption after it is born" (fake accent added by our editing department).

Justice for Families says that this is just one further example of overzealous behaviour by social workers. Their spokesman said:

"Previously, they used to stand by and do nothing when children were being abused by their parents and others. Now, it seems, they are going to the opposite extreme."

The Joint President of the Association of Directors of Children's Services, Mr. T. Hobbes, a nasty, brutish and short man, said "Who gives a s**t what the parents think? My wife can't have children so f*** everyone else!"

LMAO @ thespoof.com

"Vee had reezon to believe zat zee fazer had not paid a speeding ticket six months earlier. Vee vill be putting ze child up for adoption after it is born"

Favourite bit.

LOL @

Justice for Families says that this is just one further example of overzealous behaviour by social workers.